David Kelly (anightwlkr) wrote,
David Kelly

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>Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day.
>Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in
>the world." Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the
>world." Quasimodo (the hunchback of Notre Dame) said, "I absolutely
>have to be the most disgusting person in the world."
>So they all decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have
>their claims verified. Sleeping Beauty went in first and came out
>looking deliriously happy. "It's official; I AM the most beautiful girl
>in the world." Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, "I am now
>officially the smallest person in the world."
>Sometime later, Quasimodo comes out looking utterly confused and says.
>"Who the hell is Rosie O'Donnell?"
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